The craft closet is always next door to the nursery.
If you can't handle the truth**** in church,
You have two options,
Because art is a nice, quiet, "activity" to keep you busy while the grown ups talk. And lets face it, that guy up there in the beginning can whip in shape what ever womanly damage you end up doing in leadership to those kids.
*if you aren't a man
*if you're an unmanly man
*if you like kids
*if you're good at being creative